3C's Next Top Model

Original post @ http://labyrinthine-love.blogspot.com.

Hello. As you all know, there's this group of people in 3C who plays TaiTee(unfortunately) and makes a whole lot of noise(unfortunately times two to the power of three) and prevents the other people in 3C from doing their work or sleeping(cosine cube root of unfortunately to the power of three plus x divided by y).

We will NOT name names, as you all know who you are.

We don't really mind you all playing, we're very sure about it. But please, for goodness' sake, keep the noise level down. It's very hard to do A Maths CG when you hear "HOHOHO" or "OI GIVE BACK THAT FIVE DON'T TRADE", I swear. I mean, (y + y1) = m(x - x1) has no link to whatever crap that you all are screaming/shouting/expressing/voicing out. Or E Maths trigonometry, it's worse. Square root of (x1+x2)²-(y1+y2)² isn't really easy to figure out. I'm dumb, forgive me, geniuses.

This is served as a warning to all of you. No teachers shall be informed about it yet. So no action will be taken, yet.

Singapore's law on homosexuality:

Penal Code Section 377: Whosoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal, shall be punished with imprisonment for life, or with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 10 years, and shall also be liable to a fine.

Penal Code Section 377A: Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any male person of, any act of gross indecency with another male person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 2 years.

Adapted from: http://www.utopia-asia.com/singlaw.htm

VERY STRICT!

So, 3C's law on TaiTee-ing:

3C Code Section 1: Any male OR female person who, in 3C, before school or during recess, commits, or attempts to play TaiTee without noise to no avail shall be punished with push ups up to 666 from Mr Tan Kee Hoe, Science Head of Department of Tanjong Katong Secondary School. There will be student counselling on how to control your aroused taitee organs (your hands) too, over a period of 1 year. If you do not repent, you will be harshly dealt with by Velupillai Prabhakaran: Leader of Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE).

This is NOT a joke.

Thank you, very much to the power of 2.

Regards,
Hairi/Arsal/Naufal/Alex/People of 3C who want to do E or A Maths without distractions in the morning.