Something randomly light to counter exam pressure~

hi :D~ just something random i found off the net ;)

Please do not take the few religous ones seriously. after all these are just plain humour, not designed to insult anything or anyone~

BUMPER STICKERS
 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
 He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.
 Honk if you love peace and quiet.
 Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
 Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.
 A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
 Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 One the hand, you have different fingers.
 I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
 If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
 We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
 Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
 Born free... taxed to death.
 The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
 A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
 A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.
 There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
 Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
 WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
 You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
 BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
 I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
 So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
 Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning.
 Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
 I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
 If, a two letter word for futility
 I don't care, I don't have to.
 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
 Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
 To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
 I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
 Horn broken, watch for finger.
 All men are idiots ... I married their king.
 The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
 My kid had sex with your honor student.
 Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.
 Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.
 This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.
 Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
 IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
 Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
 Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an ahole.
 Life's a buffet... so eat me!
 I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
 Jesus paid for our sins... now let's get our money's worth.
 Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
 Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires.
 Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
 Keep honking, I'm reloading.
 Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
 As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
 Hang up and drive.
 Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
 I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
 Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
 Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
 Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
 Lord save me from your followers.
 Meat is yummy!
 Mean people rule!
 Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
 Born again pagan.
 God must love stupid people, he made so many.
 I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
 The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
 I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
 Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
 There's too much youth, how about a fountain of smart.
 P.E.T.A.: People Eating Tasty Animals
 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
 When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
 Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
 Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
 Wink, I'll do the rest!
 Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
 I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
 When there's a will, I want to be in it!
 Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
 I love animals...they're delicious.
 If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
 Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
 It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
 Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
 Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
 Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
 I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
 Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
 We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
 A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
 Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
 Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
 Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
 Beam me up Scotty, there are no virgins left.
 Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
 I soport pulbic edecasion
 hooket on foniks werked fur me
 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.


- Hugglesszz and kissesszz


almost forgot --** happy birthday Ebe and Shi Min!